1. Don't leave your kids in the bar unattended. Actually don't bring your kids to the bar at all. If you are there to eat then fine but the bartender is NOT responsible for your kids.
2. No we do not have apple juice or chocolate milk. This is a bar we cater to adults not kids don't be stupid.
3. If you don't see it on the menu we don't have it. No we can't make it special for you, there is a reason its not on the menu. Think about it. Don't be stupid.
4. No substitutions means exactly that. So no you can't replace French fries or chips with something that cost more. Stop asking.
5. Do you see soup on the menu? No? Then we don't have it.
6.When I say there is no special stop asking I'm not gonna make one up for you and no I don't care what you would do if you owned the place. You don't own it, if you want to own a bar make an offer or find one for sale. Then you can do what you want.
7. No I will not turn the football game off so you can watch a western.
8. I'm only making one trip to the kitchen for ranch. Maybe 2 if your nice but probably not order when I ask you oder first time like the rest of the table did.
9. If the menu says it cost extra then it cost extra. Stop bartering its not a flea market.
10. No I really don't care, that part you got right.
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