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Friday, March 1, 2019

Death metal practice

Working Hard

Sloth to Yeti


March 1 2019 sooooo sick of Winter

Went to go in side door of garage......frozen shut or packed with snow either way my 52 year old hips took a beating trying to get it open. Guess its better than last week when I drove into a snowbank trying to
get the mail. Arent you to suppose to get wiser with age?  This winter is definitely wearing on me snow snow snow bitter cold more snow and repeat.
    Get to work and pull the soda pop guns out from soaking. Yep dumped the water out all over the nice clean floors. At least there are mats so I SHOULDN'T slip and bust my arse.

Watching the NewHolland push the snowbank back I've decided that should be my new vehicle. I wonder if they come with heat and air conditioning? The banks are so high When you get where you're going its just a guess where to turn so turn your blinker on and creep and stop. Creep and stop. Turning back out is a deal shoot too. Creepb out look, creep some more ooops too far gun it and pray!  I do get to see this When I get home so I guess its all okay.



Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Princess Porch Kitty

Hi, I'm Princess Porch Kitty. My mommy as Miss Izzy and we think Izzy is my grandpa. My mommy came to oh hoomans' house from the local bar and she had one miscarriage before me. I was born under a really cool porch and before my mommy had to go away she told me to hang on the window screens and lady would let me in.....and she was right. I live with 4 other kitties I'll tell you about another time. My hooman mom says I'm the alpha cat and she is right. This is me relaxing on my hooman.





Fill your mind with brilliant Spring colors

Even the most die hard Winter sports over are a little fed up with the snow and arctic weather this year. Turn your mind to colorful Spring blooms and garden pathways. Start plotting and planning your layout for the thaw too come. Take a trip from the blinding white snow and get ready for the melt.